justin van laeken’s unique technique

jessica got a text from her friend tara last night that said, “FYI, this is how my husband stretches his willie’s.”

they were a little tight, so he wet the waistband and started stuffing shit in there:

igloo cooler, 3 pencils, 2 hammers, 4 books (chuck klosterman, cookbook, gardening book, and a book on socialism), 4 markers, 3 screwdrivers, and a mini bike pump.


justin, please let us know if it worked!